How to get blocked by me on OKCupid
If you use the word “friggin” anywhere in your profile
If you’re 27 and still talking about where you studied abroad
If you reference what high school in CT you attended
If you describe a picture of your girlfriends as your “ladiezz”
If you spend a lot of time thinking about “big shit” and “how bad I need to do laundry.”
If your “About me” is +3,000 words.
